Now that I have your attention, I will proceed to tell the story which has already brought me many laughs. A while back I was at a friends house late at night having a couple drinks. While my friend decided to be a bum I decided to continue to hang out with his roomies. They were a lively crowd and lord knows I need that. So as the night went on I came to the conclusion that I was too tired to drive my happy ass home. So I climbed into bed with my friends roommate. We will call the roomy Andy. So I had crashed in Andy's bed before and he had been a perfect gentleman. He stayed on his side of the bed and didn't try anything. Well this second time was a completely different situation. He attempted to woo me. He kissed me, and let me just say I would have received more lip action from a fucking wall! So I just turned to my other side and attempted to play dead. Andy in his drunken mind decides at that point to get himself completely naked and starts poking me in the back. What he planned on accomplishing with this action is beyond me. So after a few minutes of him trying to tame the beast that is Janie he finally gives up. Thank God. The best part about this is that the next morning we woke up and he later asks his friends why I woke up completely clothed and he was well... Naked. And since his friends don't have all the answers they called me to get the story. I hope he never lives this down. Because to me he will always be The guy who poked me in the back with his pecker :)
Hope you all enjoyed my fabulous tale. And maybe someone could explain where he was trying to go with the poking thing.
