A drunk man gets naked...

Now that I have your attention, I will proceed to tell the story which has already brought me many laughs. A while back I was at a friends house late at night having a couple drinks. While my friend decided to be a bum I decided to continue to hang out with his roomies. They were a lively crowd and lord knows I need that. So as the night went on I came to the conclusion that I was too tired to drive my happy ass home. So I climbed into bed with my friends roommate. We will call the roomy Andy. So I had crashed in Andy's bed before and he had been a perfect gentleman. He stayed on his side of the bed and didn't try anything. Well this second time was a completely different situation. He attempted to woo me. He kissed me, and let me just say I would have received more lip action from a fucking wall! So I just turned to my other side and attempted to play dead. Andy in his drunken mind decides at that point to get himself completely naked and starts poking me in the back. What he planned on accomplishing with this action is beyond me. So after a few minutes of him trying to tame the beast that is Janie he finally gives up. Thank God. The best part about this is that the next morning we woke up and he later asks his friends why I woke up completely clothed and he was well... Naked. And since his friends don't have all the answers they called me to get the story. I hope he never lives this down. Because to me he will always be The guy who poked me in the back with his pecker :)


Hope you all enjoyed my fabulous tale. And maybe someone could explain where he was trying to go with the poking thing. 

What to say?

It is amazing to me how many hits my heart can take and still keep going. I have once again hit heartbreak and am somehow surviving. I'm not sure how because I was sure that I didn't have another one left in me. I have to admit that it has a lot to do with the great friends I have to lean on for support. I'm sure they feel used and abused because I lean on them so much. I just hope that they know how much I appreciate them for being there for me. 


I know I am a hopeless romantic and that I tend to jump into relationships. Get too attatched for my own good. I guess it's something that I should work on. 


So thus begins another chapter for me. I don't know where I am going or how I am going to get there. I just hope that it is a step forward for me and that I will land on my feet. I just have to remember that there are people out there who do love me and want me to succeed. 

UGH!

So I finally gave in to my back pain and went to a chiropractor. Turns out I rotated my hips out of alignment. So he set them back and like2 hours later they were back out again. Went back and had him realign me again. Pray that it holds, because if it does I have to get a cortozon shot and get them aligned again.

Lucky?

Today I do think I am very lucky. I have a great man in my life who cares. So much that he was up half the night with me and my hurt back. This poor guy dealt with my crying and did everything I asked in hopes it would make it feel better. He would get his sleepy self out of bed to heat up the rice bag, get me water or just let me hold his hand so I could squeeze it when it hurt extra bad. Seriously, where was this man when I was in labor with Skyler 4 years ago? Just sayin... I can't believe how lucky I am right now to have him around. 

What is wrong with me?

I got really bored yesterday so I decided to clean out my closets. While doing so I realized I have a problem, a shoe shopping problem. I have always known that I have a bit of an issue when it comes to shoes but as I was cleaning yesterday I realized how bad it truly is. I threw away about 7 pairs of shoes (which was heartbreaking) because they were either old or missing their special someone. (How that happens I will never know.) Which left me with 20 pairs of shoes. Now I know that isn't very many for a girl with normal sized feet I do believe that is a lot for someone who has massive feet and not everyone makes shoes up to your size. Damn those designers. So considering that only about an eighth of shoe makers are kind enough to make my size you have to figure that you would have to times my 20 by 8 to get the true amount of shoes I would probably own. So here is my question: Do they have a shoe shoppers anonymous?

STALKER ALERT!!!

I don't know how many of you know this, but I have what I like to call a stalker. While my stalker, we will call him Kyle, doesn't do all of the normal stalker stuff like following me around and peeping into my window. (At least I hope not) He does text me about every two weeks begging me to go out with him or do other things that men and women sometimes do. I have been turning this boy down for over a year. When is he going to get it?! It is so frustrating. If I don't text him back he will just keep texting me every five minutes until I get so pissed off I do text back and bitch him out. I think he must like that because after I get done with that he tells me he wants me. Then when I do just text him right away I get a when are we going to hang. I say never, and he says but I miss you baby. So here is my general question: Why are some men so desperate that they have to keep bugging the same girl over and over again. When will he just finally give in and realize that I am not interested in any way shape or form????

New to it

So I haven't ever had a blog. I know surprising since I am on the computer all the time. I guess I just don't know what to write about. Lately though I have been thinking it doesn't have to be about one thing in particular. It can be about everything that is going on in your life. The funny things that happen to you, the so called romance, or even heartbreak. (All of which I have too many stories for)